Hey thanks for visiting my website! That’s really nice of you. I feel obligated to add an “About Me” page because I think it’s important that you know where the advice is coming from. And now I can tell you that it is coming from an adorable little girl named Hannah.
Little Hannah was born in April of 1994 to her parents Mom Canetti and Dad Canetti. What joy this lump of pissed off flesh brought her two parents and sister. She grew up in a small town called Noneofyourbusiness in the U.S. of A. She had a normal childhood and a normal family but something about little Hannah was not normal.
To this day it is unknown how Hannah’s parents decided to get her tested for ADHD but there are speculations. Some say it was because of her doing back flips in the shower. We will never know. But shockingly the results were positive and little Hannah had Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Donut. Some remain unconvinced due to her calm, cool, and collected disposition.
After Hannah was diagnosed with ADHD…nothing happened. She just wanted to tell you she had it so that she can use it as an all-purpose excuse for saying offensive things.
Hannah has decided not to talk anymore about her childhood because it was about as eventful as if she’d lived in solitary confinement for eighteen years. But then Hannah went to college at Idon’twantyoutostalkme University. There she studies digital video and cinema and will be graduating May of 2016. Her realistic goal is to be a comedy writer for a Sitcom. But right now, she’ll just write this blog. There may be a few holes in this article but I’m going to need you to shut up and tell me it’s perfect.